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Joke of the Day
"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."
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"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."
"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"
"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"
"Wife's been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o's on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help"
"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"
"My girlfriend is like a goddess... My friends and family don't believe she exists."
"Shout out to the sense of wonder in the eyes of children. Also to pistachios. I'll eat a shit ton of pistachios. Mmmm pistachios."
"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."