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Joke of the Day

"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."

"It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me."

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach? Apparently he was too far out."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller vote? She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."

"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."

"Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap."

"What is a Jedi's favorite car company? Toyoda"

"I went to get myself a glass of punch but..."