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Joke of the Day
"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"
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"Watching football (soccer), I see that it is very relevant to my life Little to no goals"
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"
"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."
"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."
"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."
"Siri, fight Alexa."
"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."
"Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte."
"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"