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Joke of the Day
"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"
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"I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes."
"What do a mosquito and my ex have in common? They both try to suck you dry, try to have babies with your DNA, and then you find them sucking off someone else."
"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Genocide."
"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"
"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""
"What do you call a group of crows? The end of season 5."
"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""
"Irrational fear 807: being spoken to by a comedian during their performance. I would die a thousand proverbial deaths and a single real one."