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Joke of the Day
"What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing? Lie to me"
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"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"
"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."
"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."
"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."
"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."
"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"
"Karen: Are we ok? Me: [removes earbud] Yes. Karen: It's just that you named a Spotify playlist ""LET'S GET DIVORCED"""
"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"
"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"