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Joke of the Day

"What do you find up a clean nose? Finger-prints."

"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."

"I'm such a tightass when it comes to going to the proctologist. Gotta pay out the ass."

"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"

"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."

"The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe ;)"

"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."

"Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message."

"Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be.."

"Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding"