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Joke of the Day
"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."
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"The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today"
"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."
"Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis"
"I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting."
"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"
"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill 1 million Irish? None."
"They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies."