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Joke of the Day

"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"

"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk"

"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift ""from all of us"" anymore."

"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."