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Joke of the Day
"I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse."
Next Joke
"My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded."
"Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars."
"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."
"Me: What are you up to? Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor."
"What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story."
"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"
"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"
"Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road!"
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"