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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
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"The light at the end of the tunnel better be a damn computer screen"
"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""
"How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War"
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
"What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook. Wait"
"I'm hungry for pancakes AND vague racism. Aunt Jemima, it is!"
"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."
"Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No"""
"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"