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Joke of the Day

"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"

"Alright. It's Sunday. Another Breaking Bad. Or if you don't watch the show, an hour of confusing tweets."

"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."

"What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common? More than likely you won't see any stars."

"Apparently ""cheesecake & tacos"" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are."

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"

"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"