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Joke of the Day
"Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning... ...he was just being positive."
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"I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."
"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."
"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"I don't ever have to worry about getting sex... Because I'm married, so I already know I won't. Takes all the guesswork right out of it."
"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"
"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"
"I always stop to help women who have broken down on the road. I don't know anything about cars, but I do know how porn starts off"