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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"

"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"

"Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll"

"Now where do you get off >:( I'm the bus driver, I need to know"

"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"

"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"

"Don't go over-analyzing my statuses. If I made sense all the time I wouldn't need to be here so much."

"If all the women in the world died at once.... It would be a pain in the arse"

"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"

"Did you hear Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads!"