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Joke of the Day
"If all the women in the world died at once.... It would be a pain in the arse"
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"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"
"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"
"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."
"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."
"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."
"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"
"Two-thirds of America's Funniest Home Video winners spent their prize money on heroin."