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Joke of the Day
"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"
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"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"How do you kill a German? Put them in front of a red light in the middle of the desert."
"Why is the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in Coffee instead of Caw Fee."
"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull doing so? The pit bull gets to finish."
"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."
"An Asian Keanu enters a room. Asian Keanu got angry. Asian Keanu Reeves."
"I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower."
"What's that one song that's like ""duh duh duhduh duh"" and they sing about girls and clubs and dancing. I think it's Top 40, if that helps."
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."