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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads!"

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."

"How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations."

"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"What is it called when a black man murders his friends? Homiecide"

"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."

"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."