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Joke of the Day

"I bought a dry erase board to improve my time management skills but the only thing that's improved is my ability to draw dicks."

"What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip? Bison"

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."

"Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there."

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"

"So a termite walks into a bar... And he sits down and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""

"What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !"

"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."

"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."