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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."
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"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."
"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."
"i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard. what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos."
"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? And 'entruncated'? How about 'monosyllabic'? Who's running this language?"
"What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ? A second line"
"Did you hear the one about Laurence the Roman Pot Smoker? It was High Larrius"
"They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime."
"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."