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Joke of the Day

"What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip? Bison"

"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."

"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"

"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."

"Man has sex with a can of beans. He was porkin' beans."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""

"Press reporter asks NASA director 'what did the kepler telescope find out today' ? Water on Mars."