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Joke of the Day
"Wife has a fever. Daughter has a fever. Neither are of the ""disco"" variety."
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"Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you."
"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"
"My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it."
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""
"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."
"Why do Trans people hate the former Soviet Republics? [Fucking CIS scum.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States)"
"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."
"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."
"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"