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Joke of the Day
"So a termite walks into a bar... And he sits down and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
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"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"
"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""
"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."
"A hobo and a goat are hiking up a small mountain. Who is the hill-billy?"
"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."
"The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, HBO"
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."
"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"
"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."