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"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"
"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
"My first act as ruler of the universe would be changing the week to: Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday."
"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"
"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"
"HOW TO JOG: 1. Put on jogging outfit. 2. Go outside. 3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street. 4. Try to milk that cow."
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"