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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"
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"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."
"Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]"
"My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me."
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"
"My dad called me a fool for taking a job at the penny factory. But the truth is it makes a lot of cents."
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."
"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."
"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."