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Joke of the Day
"Gas goes in the butt and out the mouth - Cigarettes"
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"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"
"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."
"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"9: Daddy, what starts with F and ends in UCK? my face: *look of horror* 9: firetruck! What else? me: nervous laugh *pours another drink*"
"They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's gonna be called Ocean's 8 It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!"
"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."
"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"
"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."