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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones."

"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"

"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"

"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"

"Opposites? What is the difference between light and hard? If a man tries long enough, he can sleep with a light on..."

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"How awesome were the 50s? None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals."

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"