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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend? Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?"

"Hot, single, raccoons in your area want to rummage through your garbage."

"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"

"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."

"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."

"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."

"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"

"So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet"