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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

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"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("
"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."
"If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too."
"Request - Lawyer Jokes"
"How do you become president of Russia? You gotta Put-in the hours"
"I do my trigonometry outside... cos tan."
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"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."
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