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Joke of the Day

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."

"Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew."

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"What do you call a man who cuts down trees? A tree feller."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."

"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"

"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""

"Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn't play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?"