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Joke of the Day
"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "
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"To you Star Trek fans: what does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both search around Uranus for Klingons"
"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."
"i love hoodies man. am i skinny ? am i fat ? nobody knows"
"DM: I'm 10 inches. Wanna chat? Me: omg guys, a fetus just messaged me!!"
"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."
"It's really easy to be picky on Tinder... Sometimes I swipe left just because I have dirt on my screen."
"I don't like piggy banks.. I'm afraid of change!"
"Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census"
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."