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Joke of the Day

"FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car [hours later after date] HER: It's been 18 miles ME: I insist HER: But you drove both of us"

"What do you call something that is long hard and full of semen? A Submarine."

"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"

"I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics - they're called U.S. Bees."

"Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file."

"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't really want them knowing my real name."

"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"