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Joke of the Day
"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."
Next Joke
"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."
"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."
"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."
"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."
"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"
"As a form of protest against non-moving escalators, I get on and just stand there. Hours sometimes. It's not like I have anywhere to get to."
"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."
"A dyslexic walks in to a bra"
"What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!"