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"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"
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"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."
"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""
"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"
"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."
"Names that when read out loud sound dirty Hue Janis Hue Jazz Dixie Normous Jack Mehoff Mike Hawk Phil Mahooters Philip Mabung"
"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."
"What's the craziest ""would you rather"" scenario you've ever heard? Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired..."
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