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Joke of the Day
"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"
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"I've lost all ability to feel... I'm numb.... I'm starting to slip away... I look forward to the empty, meaningless void Now pull the damn tooth, Doctor"
"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"
"Make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlong through a harp."
"Your dad is so dumb... that he forgot to use a condom -sorry"
"Two blondes walking down the hood and one said: -Wait.. I smell sperm... someone is fu*king nearby!!... The other one responded: -Nah, I just belched"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."
"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."