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Joke of the Day

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."

"4 yo: Mommy, it feels so good. Me: What does? 4 yo: To be a gangster. Me: ... Go tell your father I said to come here."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"

"Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons."

"Do you know what the best part of wearing a watch is? Time is on your side."

"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"

"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."

"I hate when my boyfriend's snoring wakes me up and then I realize it was my snoring and I don't have a boyfriend and I'm going to die alone."

"If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science ""Deal with it"""