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Joke of the Day
"I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!"
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"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"
"My friend thinks her husband is cheating on her. I don't have the heart to tell her he's just out chasing Pokemon."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."
"Hi, 911? I see someone from high school in this coffee shop and they're the type to corner & chat me up and I don't know what to do HI LAURA"
"Since we're talking about Michael Jackson--- What did the guy say to MJ at the beach? Get out of my son."
"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""
"Do you like this hotel? Then why don't you Marriott !!!! Hahahah"
"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"
"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."