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Joke of the Day
"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."
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"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."
"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."
"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."
"Why was 110 afraid of 111? Because 111 1000 1001"
"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."
"Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen. Investigators have nothing to go on."
"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."