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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's free range bitch!"
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"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."
"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."
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"White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope."
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