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Joke of the Day

"Statistics show... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"What do you call a Batman that leaves church early? A Christian bail"

"I wish my penis was smaller. Then I could finally disprove the Planck length."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"

"A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk."

"Pete and Repete are in a boat and Pete falls out. Who's left?"

"I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. It got awkward when she started giggling"

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother."

"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."