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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
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"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"
"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""
"The Allman Brothers couldn't have a woman in the band for two reasons:"
"My friend likes puns so I came up with ten of them to try and make him laugh... ...but no pun in ten did."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""
"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."