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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
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"I heard someone say a guy on TV ""oozes sexiness."" I don't think oozing is very sexy at all. If something oozes, it's probably infected."
"A mexican is on your front lawn bleeding out and calling for help. what do you do? Reload."
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"No girl jokes. Period."
"a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?"
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