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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"
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"I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?"
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing... The fifth is out killing lions."
"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."