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Joke of the Day
"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"
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"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."
"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"
"R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass"
"What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Mom: Want to come over for dinner? Me: No thanks, already ate Mom: What did you have? Me: Peanut butter Mom: With? Me: Spoon"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick. Bonus: what's red and fluffy? Red fluff."
"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
"As a kid, the thing that used to annoy me about going to church was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling... I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me."