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Joke of the Day
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
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"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."
"Just got an email from dominoes said ""easy and delicious"" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!"
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"If you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door."
"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"
"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."