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Joke of the Day
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
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"What does a girl want more than anything? Nothing. She is fine."
"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."
"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."
"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."
"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""
"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"
"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"
"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""
"A group of IPhones walk into a bar Bartender: Get out! IPhones: Why? Bartender: I know you don't have any money! IPhones: How? Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!"