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Joke of the Day
"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."
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"My grandpa would always tell me ""You're my favorite granddaughter"" I was his only granddaughter."
"I hope you guys realize that sunflower seeds are salted little plant babies."
"A guy named Shane can never date an Asian girl... ... Because then she would bring Shane to her family."
"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."
"I have an excellent memory... I cant even remember the last time i forgot something."
"[2006] *creates anonymous username online and never reveals personal information* [2016] *tweets Taco Bell my credit card number & address*"