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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"
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"Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon."
"KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it"
"I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself."
"What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it."
"Australian Cricket Team"
"There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party."
"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."
"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."