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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"
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"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"
"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."
"What does a blood learn in kindergarten? His abb's"
"If you don't like the way women drive... ...then get off the sidewalk."
"I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back... She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""
"I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?"
"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"
"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."