82210
Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"
Next Joke
"Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Putin walk into a bar.. and walk out after having a drink. What else did you expect they would do in a bar?"
"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve..."
"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."
"Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins."
"When someone describes themselves as a ""foodie"" I automatically assume they shit a lot."
"My legs are so white that they stopped listening to their Bon Iver LP to correct my pronunciation of 'quinoa'"
"My wife said that my 5 year old gets really hyper because of the sugar he has at breakfast so I think I'll stop putting it in his coffee."
"The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping... How? They all stayed in seperate tents!"