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Joke of the Day

"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"

"Where does a redditor's slutty girlfriend hide her other boyfriend? Idaho."

"My girlfriend sometimes complains about how painful her period cramps are.... I told her to shut up, that's her fault for being a woman"

"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"

"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."

"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"

"I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I ""overreact."""

"A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. He was an apeist!"

"New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. <3"

"Lifetime TV. For women whose own lives aren't depressing enough."