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Joke of the Day
"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"
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"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."
"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."
"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."
"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"
"My neighbor told me to close the curtains when I'm naked, but then I don't get that cool sensation of pressing up against the window glass"
"Whenever my teen cleans his room, I get a brand new set of dishes."
"TIL that women have a second stomach for dessert. It's called the uterus."
"What goes ""Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop click-click-click-click-click-click pop-click""? A stuttering South African tribesman."
"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."