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Joke of the Day
"I'm not letting anyone into my head until I've cleaned up the place."
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"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!"
"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."
"What does a 500 pound parakeet say? ""TWEET!!!"" * [Source1](http://i.imgur.com/9HEfWT1.jpg) * [Source2](http://i.imgur.com/JR1VTA0.jpg)"
"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"
"I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk"
"Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say ""I could do that better."
"I don't like anti jokes... I like uncle jokes"
"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"
"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."