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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."
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"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support soon, or people are gonna mistake us for nuts."
"If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded."
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."